Message Ideas

Not sure what to say? Here are our favorite sour notes:

💔 Breakup / Ex-Themed
1. You're the reason lemons taste sweet.
2. This lemon has more emotional intelligence than you.
3. Here's something bitter — just like you.
4. You're not sour. You're just... rotten.
5. You ghosted me. So I mailed you a citrus curse.
6. Enjoy this lemon. It's less toxic than our relationship.
7. Closure tastes like this.
8. You're the reason I believe in therapy.
9. Our love aged like milk. This lemon is fresher.
10. You're the ex that keeps on souring.

😈 Petty & Savage
11. May this lemon haunt your inbox like your last text.
12. A sour lemon for a salty person.
13. I squeezed all my feelings into this. Hope it stings.
14. Your vibes are acidic. So is this.
15. You're not worth a whole fruit basket. Just this.
16. Return to sender? Nah. You deserve this.
17. This lemon traveled farther than your self-awareness.
18. Because slashing your tires was illegal.
19. You're the human equivalent of pulp.
20. I wanted to send you class. I sent this instead.

😂 Funny / Weird
21. When life gives you lemons… someone hates you.
22. This is not a threat. It's a citrus-based disappointment.
23. This lemon is more useful than you.
24. I peeled this myself with passive aggression.
25. Just like you, it looks fine on the outside.
26. Send back a lime if you get the message.
27. Congratulations! You’ve been selected to receive a fruit.
28. Don’t ask questions. Just reflect.
29. Open carefully. The feelings inside are juiced.
30. Lemon karma: now in the mail.

💌 Anonymous Shade
31. Someone thinks you're a sour patch. Not sweet.
32. This isn't love. It's lemon mail.
33. You’re not in trouble. But someone’s definitely done.
34. If you're wondering who... you already know.
35. You might be the problem. Just a thought.
36. It’s not poison. But it is a warning.
37. Signed, someone who had enough.
38. This is the emotional support lemon you never asked for.
39. You earned this. Congrats?
40. Just be glad it’s not a grapefruit.